A DRAGON'S APPLICATION ESSAY TO EMPIRE BEAUTY SCHOOL

 A DRAGON’S APPLICATION ESSAY TO EMPIRE BEAUTY SCHOOL

 

Dear Mr. Marc Robinson,

   Imagine a world where the most ferocious dragons could walk down the ramp and win plaudits on the international stage. She would make heads turn with her impeccable hairstyle and flawless makeup. Wouldn’t that be a sight to behold? Let me introduce myself: My name is Kaida, and I am not just another run-of-the-mill female dragon but a dragon with stars in her eyes and a dream as big as the Eiffel Tower. I aspire to attend your prestigious Empire Beauty School, where legends of beauty and style are born, made and groomed.

 

You may wonder why this strange fetish of a dragon to gain admission to a beauty school meant only for fairies. Allow me to state my case. I greatly appreciate the artistry and grace involved in the beauty business. I am in deep awe of all your past beauty queens who passed out from your esteemed school and made a mark in the international arena. I have always admired your fairies, their finesse, beauty and grace, and how they set the stage on fire with their appearance and personalities. As someone inhabiting the jungles, I’d like to bring this glamour and sophistication to the dragon realm.

 

One may argue that admitting a dragon may upset the fairy students' environment and the congenial atmosphere. However, this is an opportunity to showcase the inclusivity of your school, and it can then boast of diversity and vibrancy in its repertoire. The creative fusion of the fiery dragon and the fairy dust could herald in boundless possibilities in the beauty scene. It would inspire countless others in my realm to pursue their dreams regardless of their background. My unique perspective and passion can bring a new dimension to the beauty industry.

 

Furthermore, beauty is much more than just looks. Just as fairies possess the grace and finesse to mesmerise with their looks, dragons like myself could bring cleverness, sharp insight, fiery perspective and passion. I am deeply committed to mastering the art of beauty and will prove that dragons, too, can excel if given the chance. My dedication and hard work will benefit me and contribute to your school's diversity and innovation.

 

In conclusion, please consider my application and make an exception in my case. I assure you that you will be satisfied. By opening your doors to a dragon, Empire Beauty School will scale new heights of innovation and inclusivity and be considered a leader in the beauty industry. Thank you for considering my application.

I look forward to working under your tutelage.

 

With fiery enthusiasm,

Kaida.

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