MISS PUSS IN BOOTS
MISS PUSS IN BOOTS I woke up one morning to a commotion in my room. I sat in bed and rubbed my eyes at the silhouette of a figure standing near the door. It took my mind a while to register what I was seeing. Standing on its hind legs was my cat, Miss Puss in Boots, dressed in a cop’s uniform, complete with a badge and a baton in her hands. I noticed that she had dry-cleaned herself and was posing in the doorway. I was amazed and in disbelief. “Miss Puss in Boots, what are you wearing?” I blurted out. Miss Puss in Boots stared at me blankly as she straightened her uniform with her paw, adjusted it and stood there. Before I could fully comprehend the situation, my young son burst into the room, eyes wide with shock and disbelief. “Is that a cat in a cop’s uniform, Dad?” I managed to nod my head and felt like a dumbo at the absurdity of the situation. The extraordinary sight still shook me. From the stairway to my apartment, I could ...